Unhinged Neurospicy Fortunes candle line

Okay, we have all been there. We are sitting with our friends at a new brunch spot that just opened up a month ago in town. You finally brave out of your SpongeBob pajamas into a clean pair of jeans and a band T-shirt on a Sunday afternoon after being 30 mins late because you couldn't find your other shoe and your cellphone that was in your back pocket the whole time you were looking for your right shoe. 

Next thing you know, you just overshared your entire hobby of taxidermy and your fascination with the scientific evolution of the Luna Moth, aka Actias Luna, all the while the waitress is asking how you want your eggs. Easy? or Scrambled? White or Wheat toast?  Everyone gets annoyed with you because they're waiting for you to put in everyone's order before they close. 

Yep, between the bottomless peach mimosas and the immediate regrets of oversharing your hyperfixation. You sink back into your chair quietly, feeling your ears and face flushed. And then your mind is off to the races with wondering what that waitress thinks of you, and whether you will be able to go out on another brunch outing, or do you need to wait until two years have passed to make sure they don't remember you? Hey, you can still have the peach mimosas and not have the vibes with the immediate regret of oversharing. All you have to do is light this individually hand poured 85% organic yellow beeswax and %16 organic soy wax. Watch the mica shimmer swirls around into puddles, and inhale the intoxicating scent of your favorite peach mimosas in your SpongeBob PJs. Leaving the house isn't required, but putting the candle out before you do is.