Savage Fortune Horoscope candle series

It looks like a ransom note. The prompt reads out like a fortune cookie, except you won't realize until the end that your zodiac sign has been savagely roasted. Yes, you will feel called out, but you'll be guaranteed to bust out hysterically laughing! Bet!  Each one is a secret fortune. Each scent has been carefully researched and hand-picked due to the personality traits of each zodiac. It is individually hand-curated with 84% organic yellow beeswax and 16% organic soy wax. This is to ensure it burns long and slow, allowing your olfactory senses to savor the aroma. Great for yourself, a loved one, or a friend. 

Sagittarius Savage Fortune-

Hey, Sagittarius, listen up.  To me. Yeah, yeah, hurry up and finish your story.  Ok, Cool story, bro! I like how you're always gallivanting away to your next adventure. So, this summer I think we should go to pick oranges to make fresh orange juice to sell it, you in? I thought so. So, this scent profile I preferentially picked for you is a high fragrance of Fresh Crisp citrus notes with orange, lemon, Italian Grapefruit, and Bergamot. So, if you decide to bail on me because you forgot to write it down in your Google calendar. Do me a favor and at least buy this candle just to say we went orange picking in the Florida Groves. I know you can come up with a good story for it.