Savage Fortune horoscope candle series

Savage fortunes for each Horoscope. It looks like a ransom note. The prompt reads out like a fortune cookie, except you won't realize until the end that your zodiac sign has been savagely roasted. Yes, you will feel called out, but you'll be guaranteed to bust out hysterically laughing! Bet!  Each one is a secret fortune. Each scent has been carefully researched and hand-picked due to the personality traits of each zodiac. It is individually hand-curated with 84% organic yellow beeswax and 16% organic soy wax. This is to ensure it burns long and slow, allowing your olfactory senses to savor the aroma. Great for yourself, a loved one, or a friend. 

Aries- My fellow wildfire child. Everyone knows you're the eternal arsonist... of Passion. Yeah, that's it! Passion! What? What did you think I was about to say?  You fiesty, fiery, sexy Ram.  Psst... Roses are red, rare steak is blue, sugar is sweet, so is this scent too. I know Aries a little too well. Believe me, I have to wake up as one. So, when you order this candle, expect a bold scent profile of Rose and Sexy Vetiver.  Very fitting for the sweet, sexy, passionate Aries!  Buy it or don't. It's whatever...

I guess you'll never know what your savage fortune will say.