No Spoon for you!

"No spoons for you! Come back one year!" 🫖🛑

Welcome to the blanket fort. Password required. Spoons absolutely not included.

Part of our Rebel Rags and Tags line, this ultra-soft graphic tee is the ultimate "IYKYK" secret handshake for the neurospicy community. We took Seinfeld's iconic, petty boundary and gave it a cozy, low-battery twist.

Featuring a fiercely adorable chibi ghost tucked away from the world, deep in a true-crime and ice-cream hyperfixation, this design celebrates the holy ritual of the complete mental recharge. Surrounded by a fortress of their favorite books, our little ghost friend is here to serve as your wearable boundary. It’s the perfect armor for beautiful disruptors who have looked at their energy reserves, looked at society's endless demands, and decided: Not today.

Slip it on, protect your peace, and leave everyone else's unsolicited commentary behind in the dust.