Hazardously Emotional Support Candle ( Limited edition).

We’ve all been there, darling. You’re standard-issue human, which means you’ve made some choices. When the morning-after existential dread hits and you’re drowning in regret, this candle is here to act as your jaded, fiercely protective best friend.

Pop open the tin to find a hidden secret message tucked right inside. It delivers a darkly funny, brutally honest, and deeply relatable adult situation—complete with the kind of unhinged, dry-witted advice only a truly chaotic aunt would give you. It’s part therapy, part reality check, and entirely irreverent.

Stop beating yourself up. Pop the lid, light it up, breathe in, and let the shame melt away with this 100% organic bee and soy wax blend with eco-friendly bio-degradable glitter. 

The Vibe: A comforting, complex morning-after blend to soothe your poor choices. Rich notes of Bourbon & Cola mix with deep black cherry tobacco, rounded out with a cozy hint of Syrupy  maple pecan for that subtle, much-needed breakfast profile.

Sass included. Matches are not.